Fucking. Sucks.
Look, a lot of people tried to convince me The Hateful Eight fucking sucked. That it was 2:50 of nothing for 10 minutes of insanity. That it was the type of movie you could fall asleep halfway through to.
I said "lul, you mad. I could listen to Samuel L Jackson for twenty hours regardless, and the sheer mayhem of the end more than made up for it".
But now, I apologise. I did not think Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt together could POSSIBLY be boring, but they are. This movie tries the exact. same. trick. as Hateful Eight, but fails so fucking hard.
Boring as fuck. 0/10. If you're on the fence, don't bother with this. Hot garbage. Blah blah blah.